ya\ mum

ya\ mum
1. (ya mum) (669↑, 97↓)
the answer to practically every question in the world

Who? Ya mum Where? Ya mum When? Ya mum What? Ya mum Why? Ya mum

2. (ya mum) (411↑, 49↓)
If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.

Ben:Your gay. Tommo:Ya mums gay. Ben:Your a fuckwit. Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit Ben:Fuck you. Tommo:Fuck ya mum. Ben:Go away. Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.

Author: Darren Thomson http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/1218948
3. (ya mum) (296↑, 46↓)
answer to almost anything

you're a dickhead ya mum's a dickhead why didn't you go to skool yesterday? Because of ya mum

4. (ya mum) (251↑, 73↓)
a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards

a) i have a boil the size of russia... "so does ya mum" b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4... "ya mum" c) my wardrobe is pink "ya mum"

5. (ya mum) (215↑, 58↓)
common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted

so what did you do for the long weekend? yamum

Author: i could eat chocolate all night long http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/109327
6. (Ya Mum) (150↑, 45↓)
a uselessly funny phrase used when you can't think of jack all 2 say. I use it at least once every day.

"How ya goin'?" "YA MUM" "Yo fat mole" "YA MUM" "Suck my cock" "suck ya mums cock" "Your fat" "YA MUM" "what were you doin last night?" "YA MUM\!"

7. (ya mum) (160↑, 57↓)
awesome come back, espescially when u have no idea what the insult meant

Wanker: "wow, you are such a dumbass" You: "maybe so... but i fucked your mum sideways twice up the clacker and she kept screaming for more" Wanker: *shut down* You: *awesome*

8. (ya mum) (71↑, 16↓)
hilarious come back

A; your a bitch B; so's ya mum

9. (Ya mum) (81↑, 27↓)
1.anything and everything 2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner

Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday. bob: So did ya mum Bill: ur a dumbass bob: so ur mum Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then. Bob: The same as ya mum

10. (ya mum) (72↑, 31↓)
the answer to every thing in the world: "your fat" "ya mums fat" "ur a seedy cunt" "ya mums got a seedy cunt" "you licked my anus" "ya mum licks my anus" And some JokEs: Ya mums so fat that when she gets hit by a semi trailer she goes"Who threw that rock\!?" ya mums so fat she got baptised in the ocean\! ya mums so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure\! ya mum is so stupid she took a part time job painting skeetles\! ya mums so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

ya mums a man\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! i hate doing this its for the fucking example

Author: YA MUM LOVES IT http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/940051
11. (ya mum) (62↑, 23↓)
the answer to anything and if you can't be bothered to think of an answer just say "ya mum"

Q.what did you do on the weekend? A.ya mum Q.how are you? A.hows ya mum?

12. (ya mum) (51↑, 13↓)
That hilariously inspiring phrase.

"It's raining" "Ya mums raining" "I'm tired" "Ya mums tired" "I jumped out on her and she screamed" "Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"

13. (ya mum) (56↑, 29↓)
ya mum is the answer to every question

tom:your a dick jim:so is ya mum

14. (ya mum) (65↑, 42↓)
a sex object

i fucked ya mum.... twice

15. (Ya mum) (32↑, 16↓)
Ya mum is commonly used as an irrefutable comeback when properly used. The result is best if it implies something to do with the insultees mum being sexually active. Being females the results are funny as we dont REALLY like ya mum. (Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)

e.g Davo: Hey cockhead. Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads. or Davo: What were you doing on the weekend? Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style. or Davo: Oh My God\! I was so excited. Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her\!

Author: Sarah And Kitty http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/1723353
16. (ya mum) (26↑, 16↓)
A phrase that is useful to include in insults when learning another language, so then you can insult people's mothers and they don't even know it.

puedo tenor sexo con tu mama en tu cama? which is spanish for can i have sex with ya mum in your bed?

Author: veryspecialperson http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/1535641
17. (Ya Mum) (14↑, 6↓)
refering to ur mum, can lead into sentences like ya mums [ass] ya mums [penis] ya mums [boobs]

Ya mums so fat that when she jumped into the pacicfic ocean it became the pacific dessert

18. (ya mum) (28↑, 20↓)
i had meat ball for lunch.. ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend... ya mum did

19. (ya mum) (13↑, 7↓)
one of the best insults EVER cause there rly isnt a reply insult. used when; 1)u have NO idea what the insult meant or 2)u have no other comeback 3)u dont know how to answer the qn or [cbf]

1) Davo: omgsh look at the MINGER\!\!\! Julie: ya mum's a minger\! Bill: [zing] 2) Davo: Julie's ugly\!\!\! Julie: ya mum\!\! 3) Bill: oi, davo\! Davo: yeh? Bill: what's the time? Davo: ya mum

20. (ya mum) (29↑, 23↓)
A lame, but funny joke. Note that it's not an insult.

"Ya mum" "Ya mum's mum" "You suck" "Ya mum sucks"

21. (ya mum) (6↑, 1↓)
Ya Mum is a good pay out and makes people go SILENT

Ben- Ur Gay Billy- Ya Mums Gay 1- Go away u Homo 2- Thats not what ya Mum said Ben - Where were u last night Billy- In YA MUMS bedroom suckin her cock\! Ben - WHAT\! 1- Dont pay ot me Mum 2- Im Not im just sayin shes good at it\!

Author: funny one here http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/2597901
22. (YA MUM) (34↑, 29↓)
Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with\!

Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'? Bob: Ya mum's hangin? Joe: Ya Fat\! Bob: Ya Mum's Fat\! Joe: What did I do to do? Bob: Ya Mum did something to you\! "Joe has logged out."

23. (ya mum) (14↑, 10↓)
1. Self explanatory. Your. Mum. 2. The ultimate standby when unable to think of an insulting comeback. 3. Or, for the ultra-dumb, s phrase used commonly throughout the day for absolutely no reason.

1. "Who's on the phone?" "Ya mum again." "Damn it." 2. "You're a douchebag\!" "Ya mum is a douchebag\!" 3. "Hi." "Ya mum." "How's it going?" "Ya mum." "What day is it?" "Ya mum."

24. (ya mum) (3↑, 0↓)
this is a sensitive call, if you say it to the wrong person, you can die. alright?\!? ALRIGHT?\!?\!?\!

"oi shut up" "ya mum" ... "MAMUMSDEAD\!\!\!"

Author: sickmad beast http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/4731339
25. (ya mum) (4↑, 1↓)
The woman that is my girlfriend.

Me and ya mum are going to look at some walruses at the zoo.

26. (ya mum) (4↑, 2↓)
1.) The universal comeback that cool people use. 2.) What I did last night. 3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.

Loser: "You SUCK\!\!" You: "Ya mum sucks." Loser: "That was uncalled for." You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night\! Loser: *shot down, butthurt.* You: *Awesomeness.*

Author: PerfectPudding http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/2727036
27. (ya mum) (20↑, 18↓)
a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.

Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother? Bartholumew: Ya mum.

28. (Ya mum) (1↑, 0↓)
The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this\!

Person: What are you doing? Person2: Ya mum Person: That joke's so old and boring Person 2: So's ya mum\!

29. (Ya mum) (2↑, 1↓)
The answer to everything in the whole wide world\!

Person 1: You're blocked\! Person 2: Ya mums blocked\! Person 1: What you doing? Person 2: Ya mum\! Person 1: Where's Tom? Person 2: Where's ya mum?

Author: BaybeeMegziieee--x http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/2757562
30. (Ya MUM) (15↑, 14↓)
Usually used as a comeback when you have nothing else

When you ask ya mumma whats for dinner she opens her legs and says TUNA SURPRISE\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

31. (ya mum) (21↑, 20↓)
A well fit bitch who i had last night

i had carl nunns mum

32. (Ya mum) (0↑, 0↓)
Used after a question, generally as a joke or an "insult"

Ya mum.

Author: lily_wrote_this http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/5448273
33. (ya mum) (0↑, 0↓)
awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man? Jess: YA MUM\!

Author: watafuckinghore http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/3837171
34. (ya mum) (2↑, 2↓)
A hilarious insult that me and my friends say constantly, people say that there is no come back but there is.

timmy-u stink me-ya mum stinks timmy-ya mums dad stinks me-ya mums dads family stinks timmy-ya mums dads familys face stinks me-your mums dads familys faces mum stinks and so on

35. (ya mum) (2↑, 2↓)
where my dick lives also where all my friends dicks live

'Dude, Where were you last night?' 'Ya Mum\!'

Author: lickingofballs http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/2669406
36. (ya mum) (0↑, 1↓)
a really bad [comeback]; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ? person 2: ya mum

Author: anonymous4353785 http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/3438770
37. (ya mum) (1↑, 2↓)
Ya mum is a term commonly used by human beings for several humorous reasons.... The first of which can be dated back to the year of 1874 and is exactly this... REASON 1: You are a retard and have nothing more intelligent to say at this moment. REASON 2: You're a funny kunt(or so you believe) and think you're smart. REASON 3: YOUR MUM .... ... .. . See what I did there? I was(am) actually too drunk to Write anything decent as reason 3 because I am beyond thinking at this current time.

ya mum is a stone cold fox

Author: The Master of http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/3081984
38. (Ya mum) (3↑, 4↓)
When somebody says something really random, a fag normaly a twat, bastard, nerd, geek or just a dickface monkey dick, says: 'Yamum' this normaly means that the fag wants try and be funny, but blatently not.

God: Hello jesus, I would like to know somthink Jesus: Hey father, what do you want to know? God: Well, I need you to do somthing for me, very importent, you need to 'gather the kids' Jesus: YAMUM\! God: Over these past days, I've grown big concers over you. Jesus: YA MUM HAS GOT CONCERS OVER ME\!\!\! HAHA\!\!

Author: Nick Cocchiarella the funny docker. http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/2705084
39. (ya mum) (1↑, 3↓)
ya mum is a word u say when u hav no comeback

-how was ya sleep -ya mum

40. (Ya Mum) (13↑, 15↓)
An insult when someone is annoyin u

dont av a cow YA MUM already had one

Author: jennifer robinson http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/380627
41. (ya mum) (11↑, 14↓)
a) An insult towards another person when they act smarter b)somthing to say when theres nothing to say c) an insult when your pissed at sum annoying mutha fucka

a) emma: nononono, 5% is 0.005 of 100\! sam: ya mum is 5% of 100 b) emma:blahblahblah im hungry manda: ya mum c) emma: WAAAAHHH my life sux, NIrvana rock\! manda: ya mum\!\!\! emma: what about her? manda: shes ur mum

42. (Ya mum) (8↑, 12↓)
[Townies] think it is the most feared insult in the world or a reply to everything. A common response if a townie says 'ya mum' is to laugh.

" shut up " " don't worry about it, so's your mum"

43. (ya mum) (12↑, 17↓)
y=25 a=1 m=13 u=21 m=13

25 1 13 21 13 is a horny bithch

Author: ian winter goodwin big daddy r http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/250014
44. (Ya Mum) (14↑, 20↓)
A insult often used in jokes such as the following:

Your mums so fat when her peeper went off they thought she was reversing.

Author: jennifer robinson http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/380647
45. (ya mum) (12↑, 18↓)
an insult or a phrase peoples use, its so funny\!

ya mum is\! ya mum did it\! ya mum wants ya\! i srewed ya mum last nite\!

Author: ya mum rules\! http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/336407
46. (Ya Mum) (5↑, 13↓)
The retort used to an insult when no other reply can be immediately generated.

Loco/Spooky/Mario/Luigi/Raygun/SuperSammo/XcoR...ya mum.

47. (ya mum) (8↑, 16↓)
Just a common insult, over used, over rated.(british version)

Ya mum

48. (ya mum) (7↑, 15↓)
The corner worker that guy slept with last night ;)
49. (ya mum) (7↑, 17↓)
Tim's mother.

Tim, ya mum's a busty ho. Eh? I said YA MUM. My mother? What about her? I ripped her open.

50. (ya mum) (5↑, 15↓)
a bunch of guys in a production company aiming to make fools out of themselves

i did yamum.net i thikn that might be a bit sly

51. (ya mum) (13↑, 25↓)
A really lame comeback, for people who can't think of a decent one in time. Was very popular for a time, but now has died down. These comebacks are related to the "[Yo Mama]" jokes which are just as bad.

Person 1 - Go fuck yourself. Person 2 - Ya mum...ummm...yeah\! Ya mum fucks herself, hahaha wasn't that awesome guys, Burn Person 1\!

52. (Ya Mum) (2↑, 14↓)
Most notable call of the Pikes, after a NORMAL person has offended them in some way by mentioning their dad or their house. Usually followed by GorgeBred or GUMSY\!\!\!

"YA MUM, talk about youir house again i'll rob them boots of ya feet,GUMSY"

Author: Oliver Johnson http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/375626
53. (ya mum) (7↑, 19↓)
The woman i plugged my internet connection in to get some hardcore porn

I sure could go for some of your mum right now

54. (ya mum) (5↑, 19↓)
it normally means yo momma

"yo girl is a butta-face ass hoe". "FUCK YOU NIGGA YA MUM".

Author: yayareahottie http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/1406910
55. (ya mum) (5↑, 19↓)
Mitchell's mum

I seen ya mum playing soccer bare foot with a medicine ball in Tasmania

56. (ya mum) (6↑, 20↓)
Adding to what i said earlier... shut ya mum, meaning shut up. Also, something to say when you dont know what else to say.

Zoe: "blah blah im zoe *screeching laughter" Me: "shut ya mum zoe" Zoe: "why do you hate me Me: "erm, ya mum" "did you have sex with my boyfriend" "ya mum"

57. (ya mum) (7↑, 22↓)
commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

58. (ya mum) (5↑, 21↓)
scalli/townie phrase, used as an insult.

YA NO U, YUR SCUM OF ERF, SCUM OF ERF I SAY. YA MUM\! - scallism at max.

Author: lucy schofield and ageliki varelis http://ya-mum.urbanup.com/745153
59. (ya mum) (8↑, 25↓)
tell ya mum i left the money on the fridge\!\! shit ur phone had fuk all vibration\! yea so does ya mum

ya mum is so fat she has 2 iron her pants on the drive way

60. (ya mum) (9↑, 27↓)
Ya Mum licks my anas

A:Why do you lick anus? B:Ya mum licks my anus

61. (ya mum) (13↑, 34↓)
you mum is gay

"Your Mum Is Gay"

62. (ya mum) (14↑, 35↓)
gay bastard on a bridge

Ya mum

63. (ya mum) (8↑, 34↓)
ya mum ya dad ya gran and ya pet

ya mum\! ya mum ya dad ya gran and ya pet ha\!

64. (ya mum) (3↑, 33↓)
One who birthed you.

Ya Mum should have had contraceptives.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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